"My mother never breastfed me. She always had a headache."--Rodney Dangerfield
"I drink too much. I gave the doctor a urine sample and there was an olive in it."--Rodney Dangerfield
Why do dogs race to the door when you when the doorbell rings? It’s almost never for them. --Norm Macdonald
“There are seven modeling shows on television right now. There’s America’s Next Top Model which I like to call, Meal or No Meal.”—David Spade
“I want to make sure Ukraine has enough tanks before I get my colonoscopy.” –Kurt Metzger 1/26/2023
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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