So, as of an hour ago, the front-runner is Kate Upton (I love Chowdah)

Hillary Clinton's campaign is accusing Barack Obama of plagiarizing a speech by the Governor of Massachusetts. They may have a point because Barack's speech was entitled, 'I love Chowdah.'" --Conan O'Brien

"Earlier this week, President Bush met with the Belgian prime minister. Things got a little tense when the prime minister called for the U.S. to leave Guantanamo Bay. President Bush was so angry, he told the Belgian prime minister to shut his waffle hole." --Conan O'Brien

Yesterday, in a speech, President Obama said that when voting, young men should look deep inside themselves. So, as of an hour ago, the front-runner is Kate Upton. –Conan O’Brien

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