I’d like to point out that none of Lincoln’s supporters carried Confederate flags (I'm going to say, about $130,000 worth)

"I mean, at the end of this man's presidency, even as my fellow conservatives were abandoning George Bush like rats on a sinking ship on a crash course with Cat Island, I remained faithful, and I'm sure he knows that from the warrantless wiretaps he authorized." –Stephen Colbert

“Donald Trump compared himself to Abraham Lincoln during his Fox News interview. Really? You’re going to compare yourself to Abraham Lincoln? Well, I’d like to point out that none of Lincoln’s supporters carried Confederate flags.” —Stephen Colbert

Then, "Fox & Friends" asked the obvious follow-up: [“Fox & Friends” host] “Do you want to tell us what you got her?” [Trump clip] “Well, I better not get into that because I may get in trouble. Maybe I didn't get her so much. I'll tell you what she has done — I got her a beautiful card.” You're a billionaire! You got your wife a card?! Do you know what she puts up with? I think she's earned a shopping spree. I'm going to say, about $130,000 worth. --Stephen Colbert

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