C'mon in, Kanye! (We have ways of making you talk)

A teacher in Arkansas is in trouble for giving alcohol to underage students. But to be fair, just because you’re in fifth grade in Arkansas, it doesn’t necessarily mean you’re under 21. –Conan O’Brien

President Trump welcomed the president of Nigeria to the White House. The meeting started awkwardly when Trump said, "C'mon in, Kanye!" --Conan O’Brien

Bookmakers are giving odds on the royal baby's new name and the name that came in dead last is "Wayne." Which is too bad, because I’d love to hear the Royal Guards say, "Please rise for his royal highness, Lil Wayne." --Conan O’Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”