They met with Boston royalty, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck (I was this close to not having to wear a mask)

November 2022

“The U.S. Men's Soccer Team's big win over Iran in the World Cup. That’s exciting. I don't know if anyone's more excited than Biden. This is real. When he found out the result, he ran back onstage after making a speech to make the announcement, but his mic wasn't on. Biden didn't care. He was finally living his boyhood dream — silent film star. —Jimmy Fallon

“Today Prince William and Kate Middleton arrived in Boston for their first trip to the U.S. in nearly 10 years. This was nice. They met with Boston royalty, Matt Damon and Ben Affleck.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Did you guys see this? Following a massive spike in sales, The Phantom of the Opera has extended its final Broadway run by eight weeks. The Phantom was like, ‘I was this close to not having to wear a mask.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Well, this is fun. I saw that next month, the world's largest go-kart track is opening in New Jersey. What took so long? It's already the tracksuit capital of the world. It makes sense, though. New Jersey is the one place you're actually gonna find a man named Mario in a go-kart.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”