Or as George W. Bush calls it, August. (So, the nightmare begins again)

"Saddam Hussein boycotted his trial in Baghdad this week.

He just refused to come to the courthouse. So what, just so

long as he shows up for the execution. That's all I care

about." --Jay Leno

"These pundits can be very unfair, like they always ask Barack Obama if he's black enough. Nobody asks Mitt Romney if he's white enough. I guess he is white enough." --Jay Leno

 

"They asked Judge Alito a lot of questions, to see if he's in touch with the average American. What is the price of a loaf of bread? How much is a gallon of milk? What is the cost to buy a congressman?" --Jay Leno

 

"ABC announced their show, 'Commander In Chief,' is going on a six-week vacation. Or as Bush calls it, August." --Jay Leno

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