Still recovering from yesterday’s Oval Office Battle Royale
between Trump, Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi and the
corpse of Mike Pence. He looks fresh. They ice him down
every night. He’s like salmon. Donald Trump is trying to
put a positive spin on Donald Trump’s performance. But
one person’s not buying that: that’s Donald Trump. Because
according to witnesses, Trump “Stormed out of the Oval
Office and threw his briefing papers across the room.” Oh,
No! Now how is he going to read his briefing? Witnesses
say that Trump was mainly frustrated with Chuck Schumer
saying that “His old sparring buddy got the better of him.
Schumer had goaded him into it.” Schumer got Trump but
using Trump's own personal kryptonite: Opening his mouth.
Trump said, “Chuck, you want to shut down the government.”
Then Schumer said, No sir. You want to shut down the
government.” Then Trump said, “Yes I do. Checkmate.”
I have only seen negotiating that good one time before. It
was between Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck. “Rabbit Season!
Duck Season! Rabbit Season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season!”
Fire! --Stephen Colbert
According to administration officials, Trump has been snappish with aides most of the week. Miffed in part by so many ceremonial events not related to him. Aides added that Trump was impatient for the memorials to end, but expressed pride in himself for remaining publicly civil. That’s how far we’ve fallen. We’ve gone from “1,000 points of light” to “Congratulate me! I didn’t eat nachos off the casket!” --Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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