Barkeep, give me a shot of whole milk. Just leave the whole carton. (The student has become the master)

December 2022

“According to a survey, during the holidays, most dog owners buy a gift for their pet. Yeah. And then there's the people that are too lazy to shop and just give their dog cash.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Buying a gift for a dog is stressful. I mean, seriously, there's nothing more depressing than watching your dog open a present then fake wagging his tail.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Today President Biden hosted a ceremony on the South Lawn to sign a bill that mandates federal recognition for same-sex marriages. When he heard the news, Mike Pence was like, ‘Barkeep, give me a shot of whole milk. Just leave the whole carton.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I read that Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner cut ties with former president Trump because he's ‘losing value’ and they don't need him anymore. Trump’s not even upset. He's like, ‘The student has become the master.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”