this may be your only chance to haggle with Governor Schwarzenegger over a $2 spatula (It's great news for anyone who owns a Buick toaster oven)

"Well, 'cash for clunkers' ended today. But they're coming out with a new 'cash for clunkers' program that will give consumers a rebate when they trade in old home appliances. Have you heard that? It's great news for anyone who owns a Buick toaster oven." --Conan O'Brien

"A political group is urging Dick Cheney to run for president in 2012. It's a political group known as the Democrats." --Conan O'Brien

"California is trying very hard to get out of debt. I can't believe this. The government of California is holding a garage sale to raise money for the state. A garage sale, ladies and gentlemen. Now, folks, even if you don't really need anything, this may be your only chance to haggle with Governor Schwarzenegger over a $2 spatula." --Conan O'Brien

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