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Wednesday, August 10, 2022

to put it into context, the green M&M not being sexy any more also enraged his base (He is the messiah)


August 2022

“We do know that the raid was part of an ongoing investigation initiated by the National Archives and Records Administration. That’s right, he’s going to be taken down by the librarians! They’re coming for you, baby. They’re organized, they know where everything is, and you never know from which way they’re coming because they’re so quiet. They are silent but deadly.” —Stephen Colbert

“Well, first, Watergate was Dick Nixon breaking the law. This was the law breaking in on a dick. Second, Watergate was an illegal burglary by political mercenaries called ‘the plumbers’. This was the FBI with a legal warrant signed by a judge because of evidence of probable cause. You may not like it, but it’s how the government works. The same reason you don’t hear 911 calls that go ‘Help! I’ve been robbed! The IRS has been stealing small amounts regularly from all of my paychecks.’” —Stephen Colbert

“The FBI raided Mar-a-Lago. You know you’ve done some shady stuff when the FBI shows up and you’re like ‘and which investigation is this regarding?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“The raid was a big deal, as it not only set off a political firestorm but also enraged Trump’s base. Although, to put it into context, the green M&M not being sexy any more also enraged his base.” —Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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