are you also scared of normal people when they're far away (the way we do it)

I had a very awkward moment onstage where someone from right in the back of the room shouted, "Are you ever going to have children?!" I said, "It's a perfectly reasonable question. I don't want to make you feel bad for asking, but my girlfriend and I actually can't have children.....the way we do it." --Jimmy Carr

People worry about their physical appearance. We all have silly hang-ups. Personally, I worry that one of my balls is bigger than the other two. --Jimmy Carr

I feel that I'm getting old. I was watching porn last week, and I found myself thinking, "That bed looks comfy." --Jimmy Carr

I met a girl that was scared of dwarves, so I asked her are you also scared of normal people when they're far away. --Jimmy Carr

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