Unfortunately, once you get inside you can't find your way out (pissing contest)

 "Another way the Oscars will be different this year normally, when a speech goes a little over the orchestra plays them off. This year they're going to have Dick Cheney take them out." --Jay Leno

"President Bush, talking about the port deal, said we Americans have nothing to fear from the Dubai government running our ports. I know a good way for President Bush to convince everyone of that -- let the Dubai government handle his security. Hey if it's good enough for us, it should be good enough for him." --Jay Leno

 

"It was announced today that George Bush's childhood home in Texas has been turned into a museum. Unfortunately, once you get inside you can't find your way out." --Jay Leno

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”