“The lengthy January 6th hearing on Thursday night highlighted former President Donald Trump’s lack of attempts to stop the insurrection on the Capitol, instead choosing to watch Fox News in the White House dining room. He chose not to act. Same review he got for ‘Home Alone 2.’” —Stephen Colbert
“He did not call them from a box. He did not call while watching Fox. He did not help out Uncle Sam. His brain is made of eggs and ham. But, in his defense, it is possible he forgot the number for 9-1-1.” —Stephen Colbert, on news that Trump didn’t reach out to any security officials on Jan. 6th
“Representative Adam Kinzinger concluded with an emphatic statement: ‘whatever your politics, whatever you think about the outcome of the election, we as Americans must all agree on this: Donald Trump’s conduct on January 6th was a supreme violation of his oath of office and a complete dereliction of his duty to our nation. It is a stain on our history. It is a dishonor to all those who have sacrificed and died in service of our democracy.’ Well said. Yes, he is a stain on our history. And thanks to these hearings, we know that stain is ketchup.” —Stephen Colbert
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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