The Dude Tried to Get His Own Vice President KILLED, I MEAN WTF!!! (a foam finger and jersey that says Team Insurrection)

July 2022

“Thursday’s primetime hearing confirmed Trump spent the afternoon of January 6th sitting in a White House dining room watching television. You’ve got to give it to Donald Trump – he was somehow both the most dangerous and also the laziest president in American history. Donald Trump, in the dining room, with the television, is the answer to every mystery in a game of Trump Clue.” —Seth Meyers

“Depositions from several White House staffers, including press secretary Kayleigh McEnany, confirmed that Trump spent all afternoon watching TV. Those depositions were consistent with what we already knew: Trump was gleefully watching the violence unfold on TV and enjoying it. He was cheering them on like he was watching Sunday Night Football. I’m shocked we don’t have a photo of him in the Oval Office wearing a hat, a foam finger and jersey that says Team Insurrection.” —Seth Meyers

“Regardless of what aired on Thursday, so much crazy shit has happened that it’s easy to forget the details of any specific Trump scandal. I really hope that particular sequence of events is seared into history for ever. Normally, our history textbooks all have boring names, like Modern America: 1950 to the present, but when they get around to writing a book about this, they should just call it, The Dude Tried to Get His Own Vice President KILLED, I MEAN WTF!!!” —Seth Meyers

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”