If he does decide to go hunting again, good luck finding anyone to go with him (computer, coffee table, copy machine)

 

"Looks like there is some kind of civil war brewing in Iraq. Well, who could have seen that coming? That came out of left field, huh? They say it is total chaos over there. People are roaming the streets with guns. It's like everyone is Dick Cheney now." --Jay Leno

"I'm sure you have heard by now, Bill Clinton is looking for 25 interns to work at his library. Clinton says that anyone he hires must be good on the computer, good on the coffee table, good on top of the copy machine." --Jay Leno

"Vice President Dick Cheney said today he's not sure he'll ever go hunting again. If he does decide to go hunting again, good luck finding anyone to go with him." --Jay Leno

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