“Congress is trying to avoid a government shutdown due to finance issues. I don’t understand this. Donald Trump isn’t president any more – why are we still running the country like one of his businesses?” —Jimmy Kimmel
“German chancellor Angela Merkel, has been underestimated by everybody. Before she rose to power, she was often the butt of jokes because of her appearance and supposed fragility, which must sting because Germans only make one joke a year, and they saved it for her. But she proved everyone wrong, and if there’s one thing we’ve learned from movies it’s that you should never underestimate the shy, mousy woman: She’s All That, The Devil Wears Prada, The Blair Witch Project. Male leaders have disrespected Merkel, from Putin to Trump. The way these leaders treated her is embarrassing. It’s a tough situation to sort as there’s no HR for world leaders. Luckily as a German, Merkel wasn’t fazed by the sausage-fest. She kept things stable, she stood up for democracy and she never once appeared on Jeffrey Epstein’s flight logs.” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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