"Yesterday was 666. And the devil did not show up yesterday,
unless of course you're a Democrat watching Ann Coulter
on the 'Today Show.'" --Jay Leno
"Republican congressman Randy 'Duke' Cunningham
sentenced to 8 years in prison. You see, it really is hard
out there for a pimp." --Jay Leno
"Anybody notice that for daylight saving, the change
is later this year? It was supposed to be last week.
According to the New York Times, Congress made
this decision in part from pressure from the candy
lobby, who wanted an extra hour for trick or treating.
Isn't that unbelievable? I mean, the research lobby
can't get stem cell research through. The consumer
lobby, we can't get lead out of toys. But by God,
when it comes to an extra hour of eating sugar,
the candy lobby has the power." --Jay Leno
"What is it with all these gay Republican sex scandals?
Remember the old days when a politician would just
put his hand in your pockets to get your money."
--Jay Leno
"According to a new report the San Andreas Fault
right under Los Angeles is ready to explode and
cause the biggest earthquake in history. Isn't that
frightening? They said it could wipe Malibu off the
map. You thought Bush was slow to respond to
New Orleans, how long is it going to take him
to save Barbara Streisand?" --Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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