The only thing I trust less than a Louisiana senator sleeping with a hooker, is one that isn't (their banana bread is delicious, to die for)

"I'm not a fan of personal vendetta gotcha-style politics,

where a politician's private sexual behavior is used against

him. But there can be exceptions. Take Louisiana Senator

David Vitter, who came to prominence in the '90s demanding

President Clinton's impeachment for the Monica Lewinsky

affair. Well, it seems the condom is on the other foot. Last

week, Vitter became the highest profile John implicated

in the DC madam scandal. It kinda reminds me of the old

saying, 'The only thing I trust less than a Louisiana senator

sleeping with a hooker, is one that isn't.'" --Jon Stewart

"He was booed. Cheney said he was very surprised.

He thought he'd be greeted as a liberator with flowers

and candy." --David Letterman, on Cheney throwing

out the first pitch at the Washington Nationals home opener

"Well President Bush was everywhere this week, wasn't he?

He doesn't give a press conference for three years and now

we can't get him to shut-up. And, of course, he was blaming

the troubles in Iraq on the media, saying 'they're not reporting

the good news.' Maybe that's true. For example, today in

Baghdad, it was widely reported that gunmen killed four

workers in a bakery. But no one mentioned that their banana

bread is delicious, to die for." --Bill Maher

"Apparently President Charles In Charge (Bush) did not know

about this whole thing until the story broke in the newspapers.

You know, you could say Ronald Reagan was asleep at the

switch. At least he knew there was a switch." --Bill Maher

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”