“Donald Trump’s former chief of staff Mark Meadows, recounts how the former president tested positive for Covid three days before his first debate with Joe Biden in September 2020. Meadows, a self-described devout Christian who doesn’t swear, writes in his book that Trump’s response to the positive test rhymed with, ‘Oh spit, you’ve gotta be trucking lidding me.’” —Stephen Colbert
“Meadows, of course, happy to undermine democracy, but he won’t swear, which explains the title of his book: I’m a Ducking Piece of Zit With My Nose Up Rump’s Grasshole.” —Stephen Colbert
“Meadows claims that Trump subsequently tested negative and continued on as usual, while the chief of staff instructed everyone in the president’s immediate circle to treat him as if he were positive. So no touching him, no getting close to him, avoid him unless absolutely necessary – a strategy the CDC calls ‘The Melania.’” —Stephen Colbert
“So why did Meadows let the debate go forward? According to him, Trump simply looked better by debate day – ‘his face, for the most part at least, had regained its usual light bronze hue.’ Light bronze hue – maybe he’s healthier, maybe it’s Maybelline. It’s Maybelline.” —Stephen Colbert
“You can’t go wrong when you bet on the former president lying. It’s just one of those certainties in life — and him not paying taxes.” —Stephen Colbert
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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