I dare her to put on a leather mask and say that to my.... (If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back)

"Senator Hillary Clinton said she is in favor of

building a wall between Mexico and the United

States. After hearing this, former President Bill

Clinton said, 'She means a metaphorical wall

of silence and resentment. Trust me.'"

--Conan O'Brien

 

"Former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright called North Korea's leader Kim Jung Il a pervert. In response, Kim Jung Il said 'I dare her to put on a leather mask and say that to my ass.'" --Conan O'Brien

"As if all this news is not bad enough, today, President Bush announced he's on the case. Because if there's one name that comes to mind when you're in a no-room-for-error crisis, it's George Bush." --Bill Maher

"Among the people rumored to be a possibility for John McCain's vice-presidential running mate is 51-year-old Florida Governor Charlie Crist and surprisingly not his brother, Jesus Crist." –Seth Meyers

"You can understand why this lawyer fellow let his guard down with Cheney, because if you're out hunting with a politician, you think, 'If I'm going to get it, it's going to be in the back.'" –Craig Ferguson

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