from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag (It's a trap!)

"Hillary Clinton blasted the vice president today

for failing to disclose all the facts. She wants Dick

Cheney to give exact details. You know, like, "How

do you shoot someone and make it look like an

accident?" --Jay Leno

"This week, senators passed a limited ethics bill. It's something congress knows a lot about. Limited ethics. Some of the new rules are pretty tough, like from now on, all bribe money has to be in a clear plastic bag." --Jay Leno

"The Chinese president, President Hu, visited the White House. He received a 21-gun salute although Cheney said it was just an accident." --Jay Leno

"The latest in Iraq: the government has ceased to function. It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil." --Jay Leno

"But not all the generals are against him. He still has the support of a lot of generals: General Electric, General Dynamics, General Motors." --Jay Leno, on generals calling for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation

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