Trump was like, ‘Please be Eric, please be Eric!’ (Doesn’t seem fair. We’re both family)

June 2021

“Speaking of the former president, his daughter and son-in-law don’t want to, because reports say that Ivanka and Jared Kushner have distanced themselves from the former president and his constant complaints. That complaint? [imitating Trump] ‘Why does he get to date my daughter? Doesn’t seem fair. We’re both family.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Trump has become so distant from Ivanka that he started to call her ‘Eric.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“When he heard that one of his kids wanted distance, Trump was like, ‘Please be Eric, please be Eric!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently the feeling is somewhat mutual, because insiders say there is jealousy from the former president about Kushner’s ‘seven-figure book deal.’ Early reports are that Jared’s book is going to be a lot like Jared: glossy and no spine.” —Stephen Colbert

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”