It's kind of like the Bush White House, but with more oil (Options. Just sayin')

"The Chinese president, President Hu, visited the White

House. He received a 21-gun salute although Cheney

said it was just an accident." --Jay Leno

 

"The latest in Iraq: the government has ceased to

function. It's kind of like the Bush White House,

but with more oil." --Jay Leno

 

"But not all the generals are against him. He still has

the support of a lot of generals: General Electric,

General Dynamics, General Motors." --Jay Leno,

on generals calling for Donald Rumsfeld's resignation

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”