"President Obama has wrapped up his four-day, three-country trip to Asia. And insiders say the last 96 hours were very productive. The president said he may have found a country in Asia that can make Twinkies for us." –Jay Leno
"President Obama pardoned the White House turkey, and then the turkey forgave him for the bad economy, so it worked out nice." –Jay Leno
"We're headed for a fiscal cliff and President Obama is in a tough spot. Because the Democrats did so well on Election Day, he's running out of Republicans he can blame this on." –Jay Leno
"Mitt Romney was photographed at a gas station in San Diego filling up his car, then he was spotted later in the day at Disneyland. See, that's when you know you're rich – when you can afford to fill up your car with gas and go to Disneyland on the same day." –Jay Leno
"France says the U.S. hacked its government computers. Cyberwar is new to them. France has never surrendered online before." –Jay Leno
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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