"Everybody's mind is on Hurricane Sandy. The worst is over. Now people are discussing the cause. Sources say that it was partly caused by global warming. Meanwhile, Fox News said it was caused by two men kissing in Central Park." –Conan O'Brien
"This is the day after Hurricane Sandy, and once again we have no studio audience. We don't care, we're still going do a show. I had to come in. I've used up all my sick days." –David Letterman
"Economic losses could reach $20 billion. And most of that is in paper towels." –David Letterman
"I feel like Clint Eastwood – an old guy talking to empty chairs." –David Letterman
"New Jersey took a pounding. Governor Chris Christie was actually knocked over." –David Letterman
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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