No war should ever be old enough to serve in itself (Why are all the bars closed?)

April 2021

“Joe Biden is getting criticism from people who say if America leaves Afghanistan then it will become a failed state, and that is a real danger. But on the other hand, America has been there for 20 years — is it supposed to stay there forever? Because if that is going to be the case, then I mean, America should at least make Afghanistan a U.S. state. And the good news with that is it would eliminate Afghanistan’s terrorism problem completely, because we all know that once terrorists are American, they’re not terrorists anymore — they are just frustrated citizens who are having a bad day.” —Trevor Noah

“The war in Afghanistan may finally be over, and people, it’s about time. It’s been what, 19 years? No war should ever be old enough to serve in itself.” —Trevor Noah

“During his remarks, Biden announced that withdrawal from Afghanistan would begin on May 1. When the troops get home, they’re gonna be like, ‘Why are all the bars closed?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“President Biden said today he will withdraw all U.S. troops from Afghanistan by September 11 during a speech in the White House Treaty Room, which is where former President George W. Bush announced the start of the war. In fact, all the decorations were still up.” —Seth Meyers

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