I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours (the mean streets of Connecticut)

July 2012

"Last night on the show I had Olympics fever. Unfortunately, it's getting worse. That's not good. I have to call my doctor if my torch burns for more than four hours." –Craig Ferguson

"Equestrian and sailing are sports for people growing up on the mean streets of Connecticut." –Craig Ferguson

"The word "sailing" sounds cool. It sounds better than "yachting," which sounds like something Mitt Romney does in his indoor lake." –Craig Ferguson

"Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy." –Craig Ferguson

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