With $1,400 a year into the pandemic, you can finally pay May 2020’s rent (Don’t worry, the check’s in the mail?)

March 2021

“Huge news. With $1,400 a year into the pandemic, you can finally pay May 2020’s rent.” —James Corden

“The money will be going out soon, and really, what’s more reassuring than the phrase, ‘Don’t worry, the check’s in the mail’?” —James Corden

“The administration says a large number of Americans could receive their $1,400 stimulus payments before the end of March. Do you know what that means? There’s finally going to be an end of March!” —Stephen Colbert

“Most Americans are thrilled the bill passed. In fact, President Biden is so amped, he just bit his dog.” —Jimmy Fallon

“One point nine trillion dollars. That’s like a dollar for every email you got this year that started with, ‘In these challenging times.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”