At least the manager of a paintball range has some leadership skills (Better known as Jets-level)

February 2021

I know there are bigger things happening in the world but can we take about Ted Cruz’s hair for about an hour. What happened here? It looks like he’s selling fireworks out of the back of an El Camino. I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this guy handcuffed crying on a curb in COPS. What are you doing, man? You’re a senator. Not the manager of a paintball range. At least the manager of a paintball range has some leadership skills. —Colin Jost

New York governor Andrew Cuomo announced that he will allow sporting venues to open starting February 23, but limit them to 10% of capacity. Better known as Jets-level. —Colin Jost

A Marine base in California revealed that 10 pounds of C-4 explosives has gone missing from the facility. So it’s either a domestic terror plot or someone’s having a gender reveal party. —Colin Jost

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Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”