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Friday, December 4, 2020

You have to match the person to their crime (there are no wrong answers)


December 2020

"President Trump is reported to have discussed the possibility of granting pre-emptive pardons to three of his children, his son-in-law Jared Kushner and his personal lawyer, Rudy Giuliani. We’ve made a chart. On the left, you see all of the potential pardon-getters, and on the right, there’s a list of crimes, like money laundering, tax evasion and snorting coke off the last living black rhino. You have to match the person to their crime, and there are no wrong answers.” —Stephen Colbert


“I don’t believe Eric has violated any laws, but he’s still grateful to get a pardon. [imitating Eric] ‘This is the best Christmas gift that my dad has ever given me. Also, the only Christmas gift.’” —Stephen Colbert


http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”




 

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