“Congratulations to 90-year-old Margaret Keenan of Britain on being the first person to receive Pfizer’s coronavirus vaccine as part of a mass inoculation program that began on Tuesday, which locals referred to as V-Day. Well, of course, Britain’s most important citizens are all old: the queen, Dumbledore, even that one doctor who’s been on TV for over 50 years. Who is that? Who? Who?!” —Stephen Colbert
“Although, on the other hand, she’s the only person in the whole country who is now safe to go out, so she’s just going to be out hitting the club, like, ‘Woo! Where are all my party girls at? Seriously, where is everybody?’” —Trevor Noah
“That’s right, 90-year-old Margaret Keenan is the first patient in the world to receive the Pfizer vaccine. Or as the queen put it, ‘Sure. Sure, she was.’” —Jimmy Fallon
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