Trump didn’t wear a mask, so he’s a goner anyway (the vote was rigged by Hugo Chávez)

December 2020

“Yeah, the good news is, the turkey was pardoned. The bad news is, Trump didn’t wear a mask, so he’s a goner anyway.” — Jimmy Fallon

“But I hope everyone else wore a mask, because it’s got to be embarrassing if your contact tracing leads back to a turkey pardon.” — Jimmy Fallon

“I saw that people could go online and vote for the turkey they wanted pardoned, Corn or Cob. Meanwhile, it turns out Corn might’ve won because the vote was rigged by Hugo Chávez.” — Jimmy Fallon

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