To V or not to V, that is the injection (It’s just nuanced and way more subtle)

December 2020

“The U.K. vaccine underwent rigorous testing. Apparently Gordon Ramsay would try every version and then berate the scientist.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep, the vaccine is starting in the U.K. and then coming here, but your one annoying friend will be like, ‘I actually liked the original British version better. It’s just nuanced and way more subtle.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“It turns out — this is real — the second person to get the vaccine was an 81-year-old man named William Shakespeare. Yeah, William Shakespeare got a vaccine on V-Day, which explains why he said, ‘To V or not to V, that is the injection.’” —Jimmy Fallon

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