Lady Margaret Cadbury Egg Thatcher Buckingham Paddingtonshire-on-Avon (finally a sequel to Macbeth)

December 2020

“It turns out — this is real — the second person to get the vaccine was an 81-year-old man named William Shakespeare. William Shakespeare — that can’t be a mistake. They had to have done that for P.R. because that’s the most English name an English person could have, next to Lady Margaret Cadbury Egg Thatcher Buckingham Paddingtonshire-on-Avon.” —Stephen Colbert

“Welcome back to life, Bill. Maybe we’ll finally get a sequel to ‘Macbeth.’” —Jimmy Kimmel

“Though he was a real drama queen about getting it: [imitating William Shakespeare] ‘Is this a dagger, which I see before me? The handle toward my hand?’” —Seth Meyers