The closest Trump gets to that is when he feeds Giuliani a bucket of frozen mice (this is how I want to remember him)

December 2020

“Joe Biden’s foot fracture from playing with his dog made headlines, attracting attention from Donald Trump. Blotus weighed in on Biden’s injury on Twitter, with a simple ‘Get well soon!’ He’s just jealous because Biden has a dog and all he has is Mike Pence. Can you imagine Trump having a dog? I can’t picture him feeding anyone but himself. The closest Trump gets to that is when he feeds Giuliani a bucket of frozen mice.”—Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, the lame duck chose to spend his final Thanksgiving at the White House by throwing a world-class Trumper Tantrum from behind a tiny little desk. In a press conference held on Thanksgiving at a smaller-than-usual desk, Trump lashed out at a reporter who asked if Trump would concede the election once the electoral college certifies the results. “Don’t talk to me that way,’ said Trump. ‘I’m the president of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way.’ Sitting at a tiny desk screaming, ‘Don’t ever talk to the president that way’ – this is how I want to remember him.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“The president’s days in office are waning; on Monday, Arizona certified a win for Joe Biden, as Wisconsin wrapped up its recount that cost the Trump campaign $3 million. The result? Biden picked up 87 more votes. Money well spent. No president has ever lost one election so many times.” —Jimmy Kimmel

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“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”