He drinks so many fluids, they leak out his skull (He what?!)

December 2020

“OK, for a man Rudy Giuliani's age, it is a troubling diagnosis, but I have no doubt he’ll get top-notch medical care. Plus, you know Rudy will stay hydrated. He drinks so many fluids, they leak out his skull.” — Stephen Colbert

“So, for just a partial list of Rudy’s achievements since the election: He’s lost 48 lawsuits, he melted on camera, he farted in court, he got Covid, and he shut down a state legislature. The only thing more embarrassing would be if he married his own cousin. He what?!” — Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”