I understand he has demanded to see his own birth certificate (they assumed that their fearless leader exploded)

December 2011

"I was at the airport and it is so cold out there that to keep warm, the TSA agents were actually putting their hands in their own pants." –David Letterman

"Donald Trump said he was going to run for president and then he didn't run. But now he may be serious because I understand he has demanded to see his own birth certificate." –David Letterman

"North Korean leader Kim Jong Il died of a heart attack. No one knows what triggered it. He had a lot of money riding apparently on the Denver Broncos so he was pretty upset." –Conan O'Brien

"It is being reported that school children in North Korea were taught that Kim Jong Il did not ever use the bathroom. So today, most school children in North Korea assumed that their fearless leader exploded." –Conan O'Brien

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