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Wednesday, May 6, 2020

well then, you’re fighting for the other side (this tweet has Not aged well)


“Cinco de Mayo is really handy this year, because it’s the first time I’ve been sure of the date in two months. Thanks to Cinco de Mayo, I know it’s the cinco of Mayo.” —Stephen Colbert

“But this tweet I posted last Cinco de Mayo has not aged well: ‘Happy Cinco de Mayo 2019! I can’t wait to go to a crowded bar and get some Corona in me!’” —Stephen Colbert

“Look, I don’t even understand how a public health issue like wearing a mask became so politicized, but it is really weird to me that so many of these people who refuse to wear masks claim to be proud patriots who would do anything for their country. Because right now, America is at war with the coronavirus. And if you’re going out in public without wearing a mask, well then, you’re fighting for the other side.” —Trevor Noah

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