Any bread can be a tortilla if you use a hammer (You may be at home, but guac is still extra)

“Well, of course Trump wouldn’t want to wear a mask somewhere stupid like a hospital.  [as Trump] I’ll only wear a mask if it’s a mask facility, same way I only eat cheesecake at the Cheesecake Factory, and I only take a bath at Bed Bath & Beyond.’” — Stephen Colbert

“Today is also Cinco de Mayo. And if you’re trying to celebrate at home, here’s your quarantine Cinco de Mayo tip of the day: Any bread can be a tortilla if you use a hammer.” —Trevor Noah

“So have fun celebrating Cinco de Mayo today, but don’t forget: You may be at home, but guac is still extra.” — Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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