they're called bare-faced lies for a reason (sticking your fingers in other people's balls)

You know who else is not popular this week, Mike Pence, not popular. Pence went to the Mayo Clinic and everyone was wearing a mask of course. It's the Mayo Clinic and he did not have a mask. Mike Pence said no, it's okay i've been tested, and besides they're called bare-faced lies for a reason. —Bill Maher

The war powers act which is at Trump’s disposal. He could use it for you know masks, ventilators, testing. He used it this week to make sure that the meatpacking plants were kept open, cause meat, now it's personal. You step on Donald Trump's meat hose and shit just got real. —Bill Maher

If you are in Georgia, bowling alleys are open, barbershops and tattoo parlors. Because what could be safer businesses than ones involving razors, needles and sticking your fingers in other people's balls. —Bill Maher

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