He's not even president and he's already raising the unemployment rate (So that's progress)

June 2011

"Tomorrow President Obama will lay out his plan for bringing our troops home from Afghanistan. Ten years ago Afghanistan had a backwards, corrupt government. And now they have a democratically elected, backwards, corrupt government. So that's progress." –Jay Leno

"Newt Gingrich has a new campaign slogan: 'Now hiring!' Sixteen of Gingrich's top staff quit last week, and today, two of his top fundraisers quit. He's not even president and he's already raising the unemployment rate." –Jay Leno 

"Jon Huntsman is so little known, when he announced for the Presidency he had his name written on his hand." –Jay Leno

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