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Friday, May 1, 2020

By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘looking you in the eye’ is second base (And irony is now as dead as his eyes)


“Mike Pence didn’t wear a mask when visiting the Mayo Clinic. Pence said he wanted to be able to look people in the eye to thank them personally for their sacrifice. You can still look them in the eye with a mask! It’s not a blindfold.” — Stephen Colbert

“By the way, for Mike Pence, ‘looking you in the eye’ is second base.” — Stephen Colbert

“See, he didn’t want to wear a mask because he wanted to look them in the eye and say thank you. What kind of a mask was he planning to wear, Spider-Man?” — Jimmy Kimmel

“Meanwhile, Team Trump is busy declaring victory. The president’s pretty little son-in-law was on ‘Fox and Friends’ this morning. He said the federal government ‘rose to the challenge’ and that ‘This is a great success story.’ And irony is now as dead as his eyes.” — Jimmy Kimmel

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