Joe Biden is accusing him of identity theft (I like your tea parties much better)

"President Obama is on a visit to England. He told the Queen yesterday, 'I like your tea parties much better than the ones we have in America.'" –Jay Leno

"They drive on other side of the road there, so Obama had to switch sides — kind of like Mitt Romney is doing over here." –Jay Leno

"I don't want to say Tim Pawlenty is boring, but Joe Biden is accusing him of identity theft." –Jay Leno 

"The average couple fights about sex 87 times a year. And even more if the maid is pregnant. Arnold’s maid has hired a lawyer, so I guess it’s her turn to screw him." –Jay Leno

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