in a certain way, I feel like I saved $500 million (Oh my god, I wasted a billion dollars Wednesday)

“Sadly, for him and nobody else, Bloomberg came up really short last night. He also didn’t do well in the primaries, leaving him to drop out of the race this morning.” —Samantha Bee

“Last night was Super Tuesday and today for Mike Bloomberg it was, ‘Oh my god, I wasted a billion dollars Wednesday.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not going to lie — I still can’t believe Mike Bloomberg spent $500 million to not be president. Now, like, I’m also not going to be the president, but I spent nothing. No, so in a certain way, I feel like I saved $500 million, yeah?” —Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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