I’ll use them cause it’s safer, I guess, but it doesn’t feel good (the dude is almost 90 and he skin looks amazing)

I’m not even really a democrat. I just vote Not Republican. Democrats are like condoms to me. I’ll use them cause it’s safer, I guess, but it doesn’t feel good. —Michael Che

NASA announced it is looking for people of diverse backgrounds to become astronauts for future missions to Mars. Good luck getting black people on a ship to a new world. —Michael Che

A North Carolina woman celebrated her 100th birthday by asking a sheriff’s deputy to arrest her for the first time ever and take her to jail. No need to look it up. She’s white. —Michael Che

Dunkin’ Donuts announced that every Friday in March it will give away a free doughnut with a drink purchase. It’s part of a promotion to launch their new slogan: Dunkin’ Donuts, You Can’t Dia-Beat Us! —Michael Che

It was reported that as part of William Shatner’s divorce settlement from his ex-wife, he will gain custody of the couple’s supply of horse semen. Now, I don’t want to speculate on what he’s doing with all that horse semen, but the dude is almost 90 and he skin looks amazing. —Michael Che

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