Oh man, am I going to have to testify, too? (a tickle fight that got out of control)

“Yep, the House is moving forward with impeachment and now
it’s looking like Trump could be impeached before Christmas.
But, if he behaves, Nancy will let Trump open one of his charges
on Impeachment Eve.” --Jimmy Fallon

“Democrats are now deciding which, which of President Trump’s
crimes to include in the articles of impeachment. They have to
decide, yeah. So far they’ve got bribery, obstruction of justice
and fathering Don Jr.” --Conan O’Brien

“Today Nancy Pelosi said she doesn’t hate the president because
she’s a Catholic and Catholics don’t hate people. I just want to
say as a lifelong Catholic, I thought that was the funniest [expletive]
thing I’ve ever heard in my life. What is she talking about? We hate
everybody.” --Conan O’Brien

“We Catholics don’t hate anyone, O.K.? We are not allowed to. We
don’t hate anyone. That’s why we waged 11 crusades: to remind
those people how much we love them. The Inquisition was just
a tickle fight that got out of control.” --Stephen Colbert

“During her press conference, Pelosi said that she prays for Trump. And then Trump responded on Twitter and said that he doesn’t believe her. And God heard that and was like, ‘Oh man, am I going to have to testify, too?’” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”