“It’s an oft-said sentence in 2019, but yesterday was a historic day in Washington as House Democrats announced formal articles of impeachment against Donald Trump, making him only the fourth president in history to face impeachment. I know this sounds weird, but I’m actually proud of Donald Trump. He’s getting impeached, but I didn’t think he would make it three years.” --Trevor Noah
“Trump getting this far into his presidency without being impeached is a lot like when a dog accidentally drives a car into a tree. Yeah, the dog crashed, but he made it like eight blocks, that’s impressive. I don’t even know how he put it into drive, he barely knows letters.” --Trevor Noah
“House Democrats introduced just two articles of impeachment against Trump: one for abuse of power in pressuring Ukraine to investigate Joe Biden by withholding federal aid, and one for obstruction of Congress by preventing any aides from participating in the impeachment inquiry. The Democrats did not introduce any articles based on Robert Mueller’s report, which means the Democrats are showing a lot of restraint, because let’s be honest, Trump has done enough crazy shit to merit 2,000 articles of impeachment. There was obstruction of justice from the Mueller report, using the presidency to enrich his businesses, the porn star payoffs, flag molestation, the time he looked directly into an eclipse and, of course, having Don Jr – I mean, that’s impeachment on it’s own.” --Trevor Noah
“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic.
A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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