Are they trying to get rid of a body? (thank you for your service you patriotic beavers)

“On one level, obviously this is fun, and hahaha. But it’s also really dangerous, because why have an election if next November 3 he could just say: ‘I just saw the election results, I won all 50 states plus Manitoba, thank you for your service you patriotic beavers.’” --Stephen Colbert

“Two can play that game. Hey, did you hear what was in the IG report? It’s much worse than any of us imagined – Trump confessed to colluding with the Russians to influence the 2016 election AND to stopping the Golden Globes from nominating any women for best director.” --Stephen Colbert

“People are flushing toilets 15 times? What? Are they trying to get rid of a body?” --Stephen Colbert

“[Imitating Trump] Toilet’s clogged again. Call the E.P.A. Have them declare my commode a Superfund site. And you’d better get FEMA in here, too, because this bathroom is a disaster.” --Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

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