You Lost Too, It Just Hasn't Hit You Yet (Let me sample your product, man)

“President Trump announced today that he will consider banning the sale of all non-tobacco flavored vaping products, which is a shame, because vaping was the only way most American kids would ever find out what fruit tastes like.” --Seth Meyers

“I mean, just listen to the flavors. You’ve got mango, jellybean, birthday cake — those are clearly for kids, right? Adults don’t flavor their drugs. Like, I watched ‘Narcos’ — there was never a moment where someone was like, ‘Let me sample your product, man. Ah, yeah, butterscotch, I like it.’” --Trevor Noah

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”