the biggest threat facing our nation/Lip Sync Battle/It’s better you hear it from a friend

“Over the weekend President Trump referred to Chrissy Teigen as Mr. Legend’s ‘filthy mouthed wife.’ That’s enough, sir! I’ve watched you denigrate countless American institutions but I draw the line at John Legend and Chrissy Teigen. He is an EGOT. EGOT! Emmy, Grammy, Oscar, Tony. And she — she is the only reason anybody tunes into ‘Lip Sync Battle.’ I’m sorry. I’m sorry, L.L. Cool J. It’s better you hear it from a friend.” --Stephen Colbert

“Trump thinks all of television should be about him all the times. [As Mr. Trump] ‘Just watched an episode of “Property Brothers.” They redid a bathroom. Not a mention of me, even though I use bathrooms all the time. I’m in one right now. Boring Drew Scott and his filthy mouthed twin are total losers!’” --Stephen Colbert

“Of course, there have been a lot of political polls recently, and a few of them really caught my attention. I’ll show you what I mean. For example, first, when asked who’s the biggest threat facing our nation, 50 percent said Vladimir Putin, 49 percent said Kim Jong-un, and Donald Trump said Chrissy Teigen.” --Jimmy Fallon

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”